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1. A card that gets real about what happens in your bedroom ~after hours~.
2. A punny card for the wordplay lover in your life (or the wool lover in your life! We're not here to judge what you do in your free time).
3. A card that speaks the truth about a truly wondrous relationship feat.
4. A card for couples who know that when it comes to love, the intention is more important than the execution.
5. A card that celebrates the two things all the best relationships run on: gratitude and breakfast foods.
6. An adorable The Office card, because you love how your Valentine has been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months.
7. A card that salutes the shared values that hold a relationship together.
8. A card for those who know that the couple who WhatsApps together, stays together.
9. A Friends card, because what better way is there to tell your Valentine that you want to mate/ watch TV together for life?
10. A card for your home's designated bug-mover-awayer.
11. A card that shows that a Valentine is nothing compared to a Galentine.
12. A charming crustacean card, because your romance began by the sea (or over a shrimp platter).
13. A card for couples who are otterly smitten with each other.
14. A card that truly gets at the essence of romantic commitment.
15. A Tiger King card, because of your love that was forged over Netflix marathon viewings.
16. A card for couples who have had at least one discussion about which one of you will be the designated zombie-killer in a Walking Dead-type situation.
17. A card that you can present to your Valentine while saying, "I know you wanted a ring this year, but remember what it did to Gollum?" Ha ha, I'm sure they'll find that HILARIOUS.
18. A straightforward card, so you can celebrate that your relationship survived this experience (the interior is blank, in case you need to write out a detailed apology for how you acted while hangry).
19. A charming card for the medical professional who has won your heart.
20. A card that gets straight to the point.
21. An app-related card, so you can celebrate the swipe that made you finally stop swiping.
22. A sarcastic card, because you're just not too sentimental about V-Day (plus, it comes with stickers to personalize the interior and envelope!)
23. A Schitt's Creek card for your Valentine who has excellent taste in TV.
24. A card that combines your two passions: your partner and pizza.
25. A card for your friend who's incredibly sweet (or who just loves any food that's essentially a sandwich made of candy).
26. A creepy pop-up card, so you can wish a spooky St. Valentine's to the loved one who always helps you get in touch with your inner Sanderson sister.
27. A card that immortalizes that first Valentine's Day together, when you're like, "Wait, should I even get a card? Did you do that? Are we doing that??"
28. A card for couples who know the real secret of their relationship success.
29. A card that brings together the two best things in life: eternal love and Corgi butts.
30. A totally honest card, so you can let your love know that you truly are a hopeless romantic.
31. A card for the person you're glad to be an "us" with.
32. A card that proves that love solves everything (except snoring, you need to buy those little nose strips for that).
33. A Rihanna card so your loved one can know that your love shines bright like a diamond (but also, you do NOT have the money for a diamond, so they better be happy with this).
34. A card that shows how much you appreciate your loved one's willingness to be your personal electric blanket
35. A card for the couple whose love language is sarcasm.
36. A Queer Eye card that will help you say, "this relationship is absolutely shamazing."
37. A card for couples where the Forensic Files is the third person in your relationship.
38. A card featuring Big Mouth's Hormone Monstress, because declarations of love are even better when you imagine Maya Rudolph saying them.
39. A card that makes it clear that love is not a competition...but if it WAS, you'd totally win.
40. A card for the friend who can always make you laugh (even when you're getting kicked out of a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens).
41. A card that shows the lengths you're willing to go to for love.
42. An extremely serious and dignified card, for reflecting on the many elements that make a great long-term commitment.
43. A cartoon dog card, because any message is better if it is communicated via cartoon dog.
44. A card that shows that relationships are all about balance.
Which card will you choo-choo-choose for your Valentine?
